In Fact God Does Hate Me

A thirty-something UPS driver whom I used to spot often in the heart of downtown Santa Barbara is hardly ever around anymore. Mr. Tall Slim Roman Nose is a babe with jet-brown hair and matching eyes. His replacement is only a quintessentially Celtic-looking strawberry blond who gets an 8.875 on the Nicked’er Scale.

The most beautiful people should either be around 24/7 or not exist at all.

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